Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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