It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Having a random hookup so left but love u
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
