My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
vagina is talking i cant
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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