Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
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