question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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