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Fuck
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Please, let me fuck your mom
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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