Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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