ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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