The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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