went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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