Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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