Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
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