Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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