So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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