no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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