susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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