OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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