This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Randomize
