so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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