So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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