Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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