kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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