Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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