So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I don't think brook has ever known best
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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