I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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