maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
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