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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!

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  I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  "Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him

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• (805): View more from California

  I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.

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• (415): View more from California

  theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?

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  i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.

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  Exactly how many...is TOO many?

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• (845): View more from New York

  should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"

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• (386): View more from Florida

  Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.

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• (408): View more from California

  I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?

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• (206): View more from Washington

  The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.

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  Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?

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  ...You'll thank me later.

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