so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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