The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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