Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
The uberlube is also flammable
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
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