i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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