wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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