she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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