Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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