They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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