Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
she looked like the before picture.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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