she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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