the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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