my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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