we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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