The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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