I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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