My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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