Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Mom said you looked used
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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