I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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