brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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