You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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