what if I'm pregnant?
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he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
His hands were made for my vagina.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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