What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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