As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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