I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
where are my eyebrows?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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