I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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