sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
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Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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