I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
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