p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Just high enough for therapy.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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