I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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