Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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