Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Boobs are out for the taking
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
You are a genius and a whore.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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